Brain Fried

All too often, some boys try to pass the Cave Force rituals unsuccessfully. They desperately seek Cave Force approval for marriage long before they are mentally able to overcome womanly pressures. As Cave Force begins the initiation procedures, these boys will fry their brains when they realize the magnitude of courage needed to become a real man...a man who is totally able to resist any and all coercions that his future wife will inflict...a man who can stare a beautiful woman in the face and say, "no"...a man who is willing to ignore all womanly expectations and be himself...a man that can proudly call himself a member of CAVE FORCE.

Usually these boys freak out early in the initial Cave Force initiations. Once they see a glimpse of what is expected of them, they flip out, and most every time, fry their brains in the process. The picture displayed is of a typical boy not ready for Cave Force's right of passage. He figured out the hard way that he was not ready for marriage and to this day has not recovered. We, Cave Force, apologize for having to show you this picture. As horrifying as it is, we had to show you just how seriously Cave Force takes marriage. The weak need not apply.