Mark Loves You

Ladies, you are in luck! Not only is Mark single, he is looking for that special someone to be his bride. Cave Force is committed to helping Mark find that special someone. If you want to be considered as a potential bride, then complete the Potential Bride Form. Cave Force will review all applicants and notify those that are selected to attend a date with Mark.

Do you want to learn more about Mark? View his Statistics, compliments of Cave Force.

Cave Force enjoyed Trevor's bachelor party so much; we have decided to sponsor another bachelor party on Mark's behalf. We ran across a small milestone when we realized that Mark was not even dating someone. An official Cave Force meeting was immediately called to order. The Case:

Is having a bachelor party worth sacrificing Mark's bachelorhood?

We pondered the implications of Mark being married. How he would no longer be his own man, be forced to a life of bondage and subject to a nagging wife...all in the name of love.

Then we contemplated Steve in a Playboy Bunny outfit, Lewis forced to walk in town wearing his underwear, chasing Travis and Chuck down gravel roads, and, most recently, Trevor in a female Vulcan outfit.

After the issues were raised and discussed, Cave Force has unanimously decided to find Mark a bride. We determined that he needed our help to find his mate since we do not have the patience to wait for him to do it on his own.