Loverboy

Buffy

Xuxa

Simone

Zha Zha

Minny

Ever since someone squealed to Kimberly about the other women, she has been nagging Trevor to ditch them or face the consequences. Trevor knew that his loverboy days were caving in fast and soon would have to take each woman on a final "ditch" date. Now that the wedding date closes in, he has decided to officially dump all of his girlfriends. For future use, Caveforce Surveillance captured Trevor and each of his women as they were heading out on the infamous "ditch" date. As always, each woman had no idea that Trevor was about to dump her as he began delivering his cunning speech. Here is the official transcript from the Caveforce Surveillance files:

Trevor: [Buffy, Xuxa, Simone, Zha-Zha, Minny], we have been on several dates and have gotten to know each other very well.

[Buffy, Xuxa, Simone, Zha-Zha, Minny]: Yes, (blink, blink) you and I have become very good friends over the past few months.

Trevor: I want you to know that I really like you a lot.

[Buffy, Xuxa, Simone, Zha-Zha, Minny]: Oh, Trevor, I am falling in love with you.

Trevor: Awe, [Buffy, Xuxa, Simone, Zha-Zha, Minny], that's too bad, because I can no longer see you.

[Buffy, Xuxa, Simone, Zha-Zha, Minny]: What?!

Trevor: You heard me correctly; I can no longer see you. Kimberly won't let me.

[Buffy, Xuxa, Simone, Zha-Zha, Minny]: (beginning to cry) Who's Kimberly?!! (sob)

Trevor: She is the one that I have decided to marry, so will you leave me alone from now on and not call me or anything?

[Buffy, Xuxa, Simone, Zha-Zha, Minny]: (sob) Marry?!! But I thought...

Trevor: Oh, [Buffy, Xuxa, Simone, Zha-Zha, Minny], give it a rest and stop making a scene. Just face reality and get on with your life. I don't want to see with you anymore.

[Buffy, Xuxa, Simone, Zha-Zha, Minny]: (runs out of room while weeping)

Trevor: (picks up cellular phone and dials number)

Caveforce Headquarters: (phone rings) Hello.

Trevor: Did the surveillance team get all of that?

Caveforce Headquarters: They sure did!

Trevor: That was great! Who's next on the agenda?