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As a young man, Trevor loved to read books and study to pass the time. Just to make sure that he did not have the opportunity to fall into the clutching arms of any woman, he devoted his life to education. His loyalty was admired by all men and before long was invited to join the ranks of the most sought after club for men in the universe...CAVE FORCE.

During his tenure in Cave Force, Trevor managed to purposely repel numerous women who tried to force him down to a life of commitment. Even as several Cave Force members began losing their bachelorhood to demanding fiancées, Trevor kept his cool and walked the tightrope above desperate women. He was the perfect model for every man to strive for, until that ill-fated day--the day he graduated from seminary.

His education days were over and Trevor was left vulnerable before all single women and had no chance to retreat when Kimberly crossed his path. One wink from her luring eyes and Trevor lost his balance and began his long descent to the open arms of matrimony.

Cave Force tried to encourage him by suggesting a doctorate degree to clear his boggled mind, but Kimberly’s grasp was no match for the ranks of Cave Force. Since marriage has become apparent, Cave Force has opened the valves of testosterone to devise a plan to induct Trevor into the Cave Force Hall of Former Bachelors.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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