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Cave Force (Tape Two)...the Lost Episode
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Behold, it has happened again! As unfathomable as it may be, another acquaintance of CAVE FORCE is about to embark on an adventure in marriage-WITHOUT CAVE FORCE APPROVAL OR ACKNOWLEDGEMENT!!!

Neil, the buffoon whose picture you are now laughing about, has determined that he will "take the plunge," and he believes that he does not need our "blessing."

However, those of you long familiar with the just and noble ways of CAVE FORCE understand that Neil is about to face the reckoning of his life. You who are fans and devotees of CAVE FORCE know that Neil is foolish to think that he should say his vows without CAVE FORCE assistance.

Simply put, marriage is tough. Women are ruthless and conniving, and if a guy can not prove his manhood during CAVE FORCE trials and tortures, then he is risking a lifetime of heartache and pain at the hands of his beloved (that she-devil). In other words, CAVE FORCE has developed proven methods that are guaranteed either to kill a guy or bring out the man buried within. If/when the "man" emerges from the flames and destruction brought on by CAVE FORCE justice, he will then be strong enough to face the numerous wiles, whims, and schemes of his wife.

Thus, Neil's day is at hand. At some point in the very near future, Neil's stubbornness and stupidity will collide violently with CAVE FORCE truth and enlightenment.

What will emerge? Will it be a blubbering, stammering twit who is so traumatized that he has to wear adult diapers for the rest of his life, or will it be a MAN, bold and confident and ready to laugh at womanly pressures and intimidations? Only through the passage of time will this be known.

The pictorials that follow serve as a testimony to the emotional journey that Neil has undertaken since he discovered that CAVE FORCE has targeted his miserable hide.